Wii gamestorming
December 15, 2006If you have your own Wii game idea feel free to comment and I’ll update this list asap.
The Wii phenomenon has been astounding. With the new console now on the market anyone with 300 bucks and an ounce of determination can get their hands on one. But as they soon realize apon purchase is the lack of games for the console. Sure there’s Zelda and Red Steel and the cutesy Wii sports collection but eventually the games run out, and though they provide hours of fun the lists of games needs a upgrade. So I The Mighty Ham introduce to you…
Ham’s List of Wii games to be
First game idea:
Boom! Headshot:
A John F Kennedy assassination sim.
You play as Lee Harvey Oswald. At the start of the game you find yourself in a building overlooking the Dealey Plaza with the worst intentions in mind. It would look a bit like Metal Gear Solid and it would require a lot of sneaking. You’d have to find your way to the top of the building before finding the gun you stashed, and then using a mix of hand movements and leg kicks, position the cross and pull. After that, your first mission, the rest of the game would be running from the law and subsequently taking out the whole Kennedy family.
Seen here is a person playing the prototype.
For replay value a Duck Hunt spin off will be added. The more you play it the better your accuracy in the game will increase.
Second game idea:
Bukkake Defender
Similar to quake, it will be a fully three-dimensional FPS* where you will have to get through each level by blasting away enemies with your bukkake powers. The wii mote will allow you to pistol whip your enemies with your bukkake gun. Bukkake Defender will also have a very comprehensive online multiplayer system.
It will have a lot of mini games like Target Practice, where shooting people in their eye would give you double points. To reload find a spot where the baddies won’t interrupt you and wave your Wii Mote up and down to charge the bukkake gun up.
Other mini games would seem very similar to Mario Party games, like one mini game where to win, you have to fill buckets with your bukkake gun and the person who fills the most buckets wins coins and other prizes, which they can use to upgrade their bukkake guns.
List of other mini-games:
Bookakie fighter: A Tekken style fighter.
End Penetration: Use your bukkake guns to break through the back door by repeatedly jabbing your wii mote.
And finally a Wolfenstein tribute which you unlock by ‘beating’ the game.
*First Person Skeeter
Track of the hour: Metric – To little to late
I like the kennedy idea, it would help alot of people understand the good reasons why Lee Harvey Oswald had to do what he had to do. I dont know about the second idea since there would be some licensing problems. and of course the m rating. But all in all i think you should represent this idea to the large corporations or at least to the public.
That wouldn’t be historically correct, the kennedy family wiped themselves out thanks to mr. heroin.
Yes, according to Jeremy on December 16th at 2:23 am, releasing it to the public would be a rave of running from the CIA hitmen, publicly stricken whack-jobs that just want to shoot something that bleeds, and, most of all, those intelligent people who actually have a reason for assassinating you. GENIUS!
And to Yadda on December 17th, 2006 at 4:55 am, maybe the game could incorporate a way to sell heroine to the Kennedy family without being caught. It could be another Grand Theft Auto! Except Drug Abuse Presidencies!
We could donate the profits to current generation Kennedy’s for drugs. Win win.